(_o_) Well used
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in
her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
A guy call into work and says: Boss I
can´t come to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are
The guy says: I´m having an affair with a goldfish how sick is
LOVE is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born
beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
Being Married is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP!!!!